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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:27 am 
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This place is not a strip club. I worked here for a week, and the only girls making money are the ones willing to give a blow job or have sex for $150. SEE YA HOOKERS This is why you guys rate this place a 9 RIGHT :~)


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:39 am 
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I agree with stripper 101. This is why us real dancers are having so much trouble making money, because of all of the girls/hookers selling themselves. If all of us dancers stuck together we could keep the hookers out of stripclubs. All you hookers need to keep in mind that you could do very well in the porn industry. Also, how does this club get away with serving booze to the under age dancers?


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:26 pm 
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I rated it a 10. This is the best gentleman's club in Michigan I have been to. The clubs that eliminate extra providers see a significant decline in revenues. Since there is a market for good laps, both providers can find a way to coexist,but it may take longer than 1 week.

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Excellent.......Where the Hell did I put my GPS....

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:51 pm 
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No disrespect intended, but stripper 101 is complaining about a fundamental principle of capitalism--- when two products are placed in direct competition, consumers opt for the higher value product especially if the costs are equivalent. This assumes that most customers would place higher value on a lap dance with the potential of extras over a similar dance with no extras potential. The only way around this is to make the lower value product less expensive or to arrange for less or no competition from the higher value service/product.

Practical advice for stripper 101 --- if you want to continue dancing at Penthouse, charge less for a lower mileage, no extras lap dance or seek out a location (try dancing in Grand Rapids!) where the competition is not so "stiff."


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:44 pm 
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She took your advice already. She is now the air dance queen at air dance central (Cracker Jaxx) in Jackson.

Still hard at work badmouthing the clubs and dancers who are a bit more liberal in how they feel about men touching them.

$100 says she is lesbian. :D

I don't think she gets it quite yet. True, it is her ass or (fill in the blank), so she has a right to determine who plays with it. It is also my money, and as pointed out above, I have the right to try and get the most "bang" for my buck.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:34 am 
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Don't know if stripper 101 is a lesbian. I have nothing against lesbians. After all, we have similar interests-- we both enjoy seeing, touching and having sex with a beautiful woman.

Unfortunately, some of the worst lap dances I've ever had were from lesbians who seemed to find any contact with a male repulsive.


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I have the right to try and get the most "bang" for my buck


I certainly agree with this way of thinking! It is the same no matter what the "product" is, including paid for sex. My personal dancer at Bogart's is providing me with very,very exceptional VALUE for my $$$. As long as she keeps providing the kind of value she did this past week she'll keep getting ALL my "Adult Entertainment" dollars!!! 8) :lol: :wink:

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:47 pm 
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It seems pretty clear that there is a market for good LDs both "with" and "without" extras. It also seems pretty clear that both performers and patrons have a pretty good idea which clubs offer which. For my part, on those occasions when I am interested in extras, I go to clubs where I know they tend to be available, and I assume that most of the performers offer them - else why would they work there? If you choose to work at a club where you know extras are the norm, what do you have to complain about? You do have options...


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:50 pm 
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I fully agree with the two woman above! And to "Onlooker" yes you are also correct, you do have full rite to were your $$$ is spent and how its spent, but if you are looking for as you stated "bang for your buck" their are woman on the corners of 8 mile whome would love to bang for your buck! It's men like you and girls willing to do xtra's that destroy the true meaning of stripclubs! A stripclub is supposed to be strictly entertainment and a tease, men complaining about girls charging too much to fuck and suck is ridiculous! I've been dancing for 3 years and make the same off guys that you pay to get fucked and I don't have to degrade myself, its sad! I couldn't imagine putting my mouth around a cock that I just met, it makes me wonder, if you are willing to let a girl in a club that you just met suck n fuck, how many other guys did she do the same to that same night, and how many girls do you allow to do that to you? Did you guys ever think that maybe your sticking your Dick in a hurse? The girl is probly a cum dumpster and you are putting your Dick in it! No wonder std's are spreading like wild fire, its all because of sick fucks like all yall!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:04 pm 
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I fully agree with the two woman above! And to "Onlooker" yes you are also correct, you do have full rite to were your $$$ is spent and how its spent, but if you are looking for as you stated "bang for your buck" their are woman on the corners of 8 mile whome would love to bang for your buck! It's men like you and girls willing to do xtra's that destroy the true meaning of stripclubs! A stripclub is supposed to be strictly entertainment and a tease, men complaining about girls charging too much to fuck and suck is ridiculous! I've been dancing for 3 years and make the same off guys that you pay to get fucked and I don't have to degrade myself, its sad! I couldn't imagine putting my mouth around a cock that I just met, it makes me wonder, if you are willing to let a girl in a club that you just met suck n fuck, how many other guys did she do the same to that same night, and how many girls do you allow to do that to you? Did you guys ever think that maybe your sticking your Dick in a hurse? The girl is probly a cum dumpster and you are putting your Dick in it! No wonder std's are spreading like wild fire, its all because of sick fucks like all yall!


I'd be bitter too if I wanted to strip in today's economy but was unwilling to do the things it takes to compete in many of the big money clubs in Detroit. But its not just Detroit, I've had offers for extras in clubs in Jackson, Kalamazoo, Battle Creek and Lansing so it's definitely a pervasive problem. Of course it seems like less of a problem the further west you go.

If you've survived this long without doing extras, then you are probably cute and are able to quickly develop a rapport with guys and satisfy their non physical needs. I'd recommend Angels in Kalamazoo. Most of the guys there seem unaware or don't care about extras. Or maybe the Vu, I'm guessing cause I don't usually go to them.

I definitely agree about being careful about STD's - there's some dangerous shit out there. That said, its your choice about whether you want to make the money or not. Not ready to suck or fuck now and then? Don't work at the big money clubs in Detroit because that's what it takes. Bitching about it and telling us that we're all "sick fucks" ain't gonna make it go away.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:51 pm 
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"I couldn't imagine putting my mouth around a cock I just met" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's easily one of the funniest lines I have ever read on twosheds.

I have been offered extras in the clubs in my hometown also. It usually takes a little more effort, the dancer getting to know you. yadda yadda yadda With the economy being the way it is, many more girls opt to go the "extra mile" to make ends meet. Whether some find it "degrading" is purely subjective and a irrelevant issue. Some people find cleaning toilets degrading so hey, lets outlaw janitorism! Some woman choose not take their cloths off at all, not because they couldn't make money doing it, but because they personally find it degrading. So if your one of the lucky ones who are able to make enough money without "degrading" yourself, good for you. Stop looking down on others and mind your own fucking business.

No matter how "low" you are, there's always someone to down upon. Its all subjective and its bullshit.


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cyclops wrote:
"I couldn't imagine putting my mouth around a cock I just met" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


It's just a matter of perspective. :twisted:

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Haha ya I guess what i said is comical, anyways, I'm not innocent, yes I allow a lil touching IF I'm getting at least $60, yes I'm gorgeous, sweet talker, whatever, but at the same time I just feel...wich I'm aloud state on this public forum, that allowing prostitution in stripclubs is like I said in my recent post destroying the real meaning of what a sttipclub is and how entertainment and a TEASE should be, I have also worked in clubs in Vegas that make Detroit clubs cower, and yes their will always be dirty shit, it is what it is, what I was just repulsed about is bragging about hj's bj's zj's whatever the fuck that is...just kidding, whatever ppl do with their time and money is on you, but I have read ppl actually using dancers names and referring them to get "extra's", come on guys, would you want the world to no what a whore you are? Just sayin, to each his own I guess. Also, stripping is absolutely NOT degrading, its what.you do with it that causes so many bad tastes in their mouths about us dancers...shit like what is stated on here. Hardfordancers, I agree with what you say and also mean no disrespect to any specific person on here, I wanted to dance in Detroit but after reading about everything ill be honest, I'm a lil intimidated because I couldn't make money going up against girls who do extras, and intimidated on seeing hundreds of different dicks everyday, that would give me nightmares! I love cock don't get me wrong but only one a night is preferred! Anyways, good chat guys, ill be honest, its kind of entertaining reading all these but it just makes me feel sorry for the poor woman that don't think highly enough of themselves to realize they could make awesome money by just putting extra effort into their looks and hustle skills than tongue skill and save that for there man.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:35 pm 
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Stop looking down on others and mind your own fucking business


Cyclops, this is a public forum, minding my own business would kind of defeat the purpose of this site don't you think? Don't worry me stating my opinion won't take away from your daily/weekly blowjob :o :o

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